Our beloved G-Money did have plenty of teeth but most of them he did not even grow him self! The list of animal teeth he had in his mouth include the following teeth types:

1) cow

2) horse

3) iovry

4) hippo

5) giraffe

6) Martha Washington

7) monkey

7) a second horse

8) teeeth he found on the ground

9) beaver

10) pirrahna 

11) hedge-hog

George Washington was famously a bottom. Don't believe us? Read this and find out for yourself! 

YES

Hell No!

• Cracker Barrel

• Mobile Hot Dog Carts

• Dive Bars 

• ... and many more

NO

because the 1 dollar bill is the worst bill everybody knows that. George would most likely want to be on the 1799 dollar bill because that was the year he died

Now I won't lie to you and say our buddy George was an LGBT rights activist, because he was not. It has also not been proven that George had a secret male lover. He was as loyal as possible in the 1700's to his wife Martha all the way until she died one day. 

There is a lot to consider when answering this question and the answer is most likely 'it depends'. Were you gay and British? He probably wanted to kill you. Were you gay and fighting by his side? He probably liked you. Not so much a gay thing and more of a revolution thing. There is no way to know for sure.

The beautiful thing about ambiguity is we can draw our own conclusions that are just as valid as anyone else. Since there is no evidence that he was not an ally, the official stance of GeorgeWashingtonFacts.com is that he probably loved the gays in an accepting father who is trying kind of way.

Back in the 1700's when George Washington was alive he ate many things. But now he would probably eat things like chicken and pork and beef. George would put many things in his mouth he was known by many to have very strong teeth. The following are some of his favorites:

1. Corn

If you are reading this then it is safe to say you were not alive when George Washington was in the 1700's. That means you did not exist yet and George could not form opinions on you. This naturally means that since you both exist now that he would have to have an opinion on you and since 1 opinion is greater than 0 opinion, George would have loved you <3 you're doing great.

George Washington did not have the pleasure of eating ice cream when he was alive so this question is hard to answer. He would probably not like the cold so it would be best for him to eat the ice cream hot. You could call it warm cream instead of ice cream because of that fact. 

1. Super Hero Ice Cream because George is our super hero

2. Americone Dream because George was an American first

3. Lactose Free Vanilla because George was probably lactose intolerant and ice cream would be bad for him

George Washington was a pioneer of change. He knew when something was wrong and did what he could to fix it. Most likely he would understand the need to come together for climate change and drive an electric car. But being a bit old fashion likely means he would settle on a hybrid.

However, George was against large institutions. He would not be happy to see the scale of the car industries today and how much power they have over people. He would try one of two things.

1. He would only buy used cars from private citizens to avoid directly supporting big business. 

2. He would start another revolution against big business and fight to the death. In the mean time he would use horses for his primary method of transportation.

Yes absolutely. You can even see the two of them in this picture together that proves this fact.

Nothing he is dead you dumb idiot 

Everyone loves a good McChicken! thats what they liked eating together. a big n juicy McChicken with 20 extra mcnuggies would satisfy them both. It is less commonly known that Big G loooved chicken so much. 

"Bye Bye Bye" George Washington would always say because he was the biggest fan of the backstreet boys. here is a video of him  singing some of their most popular song.

Real hair we promise. Just ask your mom about it.

Because he was the first president, everything he done can be said as "Georgey was the first president to do ______". What that also means is he was the first president to get his balls sucked on. 

Also if you go to the natural Museum of American natural museums history you can see big shitty shit stains in his pants he wore sometimes. This means he absolutely pooped his pants but also probably thought it was a fart which he was doing a lot in his pants. George is well known as the first president to fart all the time in his pants so much.

George is not known to have given any heads away. But we cannot prove that for a fact.

But his lovely wife Martha was especially generous when it came to giving away these special gifts. Out of respect for the family GeorgeWashintonFacts.com will keep these photos in our internal archives only. For staff use only as needed, about twice a day for four to five minutes at a time.

At George Washington's house there was no indoor plumbing. This was most likely because the amount of waste produced in the house would have been too much for the pipes to handle. You may be thinking, "how do we know this?" Well two reasons prove this fact.

1. George Washington did not have bathrooms in his house. Instead they frequently did their pissing and shitting in buckets that was brought outside. 

2. George Washington's house had an outdoor communal outhouse. Don't believe that? Take a look yourself! It is speculated that the room with three holes was for him to poop at the same time with two others. Pooping probably took longer back then because there were no chemicals in the food so if you only had an hour with friends and you all had to poop it was best to go together so you don't waste any time. Also since this was an area outside the main house, it protected against any aggressive tendencies that George had when he was shitting.